Laundry Basket

A large white woman who typically communicates through sexting.

Yo I hit up my laundry basket for pics the other day and she said she wanted to meet up. Fuck that.

by jrobdrifter March 24, 2017

laundry terrorist

a scary man who forces one to do laundry and to wash his towel.

Bridget, I cannot go out tonight. The laundry terrorist is forcing me to go to the laundromat and do my laundry and wash his towel.

by Nards March 12, 2003

pink laundry

Items of clothing requiring sophisticated laundering techniques (e.g., hand wash, gentle cycle, cold water only, lay flat to dry, dry clean only) that tend to remain unlaundered for long periods of time and are often worn infrequently.

Examples: lingerie, items made from wool, silk, or linen fabric. The adjective “pink” hints at their delicate nature.

Courtney: I can’t find my black strapless bra. I think the last time I wore it was Jason’s party last summer.

Megan: It must be pink laundry. Look in that basket of dirty clothes next to the washing machine.

by Claudia Snow January 18, 2011

doing laundry

When Kate, Mrs. Laundry, gets together with Chris, Mr. Laundry, and they're non-responsive for several hours while her away message reads "Doing laundry, brb"

Liz and I tried to instant message Kate, but she was too busy doing laundry. I hope she remember her "fabric softener" and cleaned up the "detergent" afterwards.

by The ever-awesome Ryan March 1, 2005

Laundry Night

A Laundry Night must take place on the weekend in lieu of other, what some would consider, more fun activities. But, of course, nothing could be more fun than a laundry night. Laundry Nights are awesome.

Sonia: Are you going to that party tonight?
David: No, I think I'm going to stay in and have a laundry night; who needs another fraternity party when my socks have been stinking up my room for weeks?

by Cornell88888 March 9, 2010

Life Laundry

Almost like spring cleaning but you go around your house or place of rest and throw away useless crap which has acquired around the house which you do not need

examples of life laundry items might include:
- old books
- t-shirts which dont fit anymore
- broken pans

Ted - 'wanna come to a house party this wednesday night?

Peter - 'cant mate, i've arranged to do some life laundry with my girlfriend... the amount of shit i have floating around my flat you wouldnt believe!'

by Dont Fear Mikey's Here May 10, 2011

doing the laundry

to do pervocatice and erotic things with ones partner/ spouse/ boyfriend or girlfriend.

Mom, dad, im going to go do the laundry. (as they think your going to do the laundry)

did you hear that she was doing the laundry with him all of saturday night

by [poopy seed] May 4, 2009