Landmine

A pile of dog shit

Dude watch your step , you almost stepped on that
Landmine......or man that lady's yard is full of landmines

by TreeSuperHero March 15, 2019

landmine culture

A culture where speech is heavily policed and saying the wrong thing will get you thrown in jail.

The year is 2077. Location: Germany. Landmine culture has become so prevalent that insults are banned. Even the slightest hint that you made someone uncomfortable will see you behind bars. Never mind calling someone a dick, you can't even call someone a banana. They've banned that too.

by PortableBacon February 19, 2025

baby landmine

When your girlfriend has been building up a shit for a long time to where her stomache looks like she is pregnant and you curb stomp her stomache so she explodes in a shitty fury.

My wife has been constipated for the past two weeks so I did a baby landmine on her.

by Babymineboy March 1, 2016

Landmine

Pet owner slang for Dog/cat dookie that isn’t where it belongs (carpet, tile, outside litter box, not outside)

(Parent) Son, clean up the landmines and do the litter box

(14yo) ugh

(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi

(14yo) ok I will

by Malcontent lag November 16, 2022

dirty landmines

Dirty landmines are pieces of geese shit

Dirty landmines are suckey

by Armanii Is Cool January 19, 2018

Landmine

A used condom left on the floor in a high traffic area.

Dude, Brody left a landmine in Ryan’s room.

by YoungEugene February 27, 2025

Landmine

Something worse to step on than a LEGO brick, especially in the dark.

bro my friend put a landmine in my room but I survived the explosion and shrapnel, nice try cunt!

by Ku Klux Klonoa March 8, 2023