Lance

Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.

" we better move before lance makes us do it!"

by roggy doggy February 10, 2017

Lanc

Nickname given to the Avro Lancaster, a British WWII heavy bomber.

Lancs were dispatched to sink the Battleship Tirpitz.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know September 03, 2008

lance

Generally referring to 7-consecutive Tour De France Champion and professional bicyclist, Lance Armstrong.

"I wonder who will win the tour this year now that Lance is done?"

by fogarty June 19, 2006

Lance

A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.

Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'

"Come round about 6pm, we'll have a couple of Lances before we head out"

by Chaz78 August 24, 2009

Lance

A heartbreaking Christian. Super hot and has blonde curly hair. Only likes cheerleaders and nobody else. Super country and athletic. He's new to the whole dating thing and has only had a few girlfriends. Super sweet only to some people. He's friends with the hottest boys.

"Lance is so hot! I want him!"
"Too bad your not a cheerleader!"

by Vector's Daddy November 22, 2019

lance

GAY ~ DUMB ~ HAS ~ NO ~ FRIENDS ~ WERES ~ GAY ~ CLOTHES!!!!

see "faggot"!!!!!!!!!

ewwwwwww, what a LANCE!!!!!

That guy is so LANCE!!!!!

LANCE!!!!!

by Sing Shong April 06, 2008