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Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.
David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!
by anonymous November 6, 2018
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Blue Lagoon

An alcoholic drink that consist of: 1 part coconut rum, 1 part of Blue Caracao, and 6 parts lemon juice or sour mix.

For best results, get a shaker, and a handful of ice in it, then mix the rum, blue caracao, and then the juice. Shake, and pour into a chilled glass. Pineapple, Lemon, Lime or Orange garnish.

Just a couple of notes: 1 part = 1 oz, I prefer to use Barcardi coconut rum if you want it to be stronger or Malibu if you want more flavor. In my Opinion it's an excellent summer cocktail, you can get a nice buzz off a couple, by a nice body of water, it tastes like Blue Coconut shaved ice to me, I love it.
It's quite hot outside, I think I'll go make some Blue Lagoons to cool off, and unwind in the summertime.
by Alangrae June 17, 2018
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Typhoon Lagoon

When you gurgle ice cold water in a girls pussy while eating her out.
Bro after fucking her for a hour i threw a game changer and hit her with the typhoon lagoon.
by Tannergang March 27, 2017
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Lagoon

When a player blames lag for him dying
Lagoon"I was clear of that aoe, stupid lag!"
by G3netix March 15, 2018
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Lagoon Lurker

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.
Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!
by Yung FROG May 8, 2016
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Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown
Him “you’re getting it
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”
by Vickys Red Lagoon February 3, 2018
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Lagoon Mouthwash

Lagoon Mouthwash-
When one person receiving oral, pisses down the throat of the person giving, and that person precedes to vomit up the piss onto the receiving person’s penis.
Person 1: It’s been a while since I’ve gotten Lagoon Mouthwashed.

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: Oh, oh buddy..
by Tangerinebee March 12, 2020
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