Lagoon

When a player blames lag for him dying
Lagoon"I was clear of that aoe, stupid lag!"
by G3netix March 15, 2018
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Typhoon Lagoon

When you gurgle ice cold water in a girls pussy while eating her out.
Bro after fucking her for a hour i threw a game changer and hit her with the typhoon lagoon.
by Tannergang March 27, 2017
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Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.
David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!
by November 07, 2018
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Blue Lagoon

An alcoholic drink that consist of: 1 part coconut rum, 1 part of Blue Caracao, and 6 parts lemon juice or sour mix.

For best results, get a shaker, and a handful of ice in it, then mix the rum, blue caracao, and then the juice. Shake, and pour into a chilled glass. Pineapple, Lemon, Lime or Orange garnish.

Just a couple of notes: 1 part = 1 oz, I prefer to use Barcardi coconut rum if you want it to be stronger or Malibu if you want more flavor. In my Opinion it's an excellent summer cocktail, you can get a nice buzz off a couple, by a nice body of water, it tastes like Blue Coconut shaved ice to me, I love it.
It's quite hot outside, I think I'll go make some Blue Lagoons to cool off, and unwind in the summertime.
by Alangrae June 16, 2018
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Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl
Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”
by .Captain Rabbit June 23, 2025
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This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.
by Theodore H Biscuit October 12, 2010
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green lagoon

When your girl puss is so dank, when you fill her up with dick sauce that shit turn green
"That girl I picked up on the street last night (hooker) was so ratchet I had to give her a green lagoon"
by Green lagoon August 12, 2017
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