Goo Lagoon

When the man is about to cum and he exclaims “ahh goo lagoon”

“Oh shit imma cummm - ahh goo lagoon”

by Mothmansbabe July 12, 2023

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.

David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!

by anonymous November 6, 2018

Typhoon Lagoon

When you gurgle ice cold water in a girls pussy while eating her out.

Bro after fucking her for a hour i threw a game changer and hit her with the typhoon lagoon.

by Tannergang March 27, 2017

Burrito Lagoon

It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.

“Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”

by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025

Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown

Him “you’re getting it”
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”

by Vickys Red Lagoon February 3, 2018

Lagoon

Maths geek who is complete weird and doesn't know how to talk. Lagoons have no sense of love for human race and all the want is massive hatred.

Oh look at logoon, she is pregnant!?
Baby lagoon coming out ha.

by Master Wolfie November 24, 2021