Health Lottery

Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.

A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay

by strawberryutopia August 21, 2013

Hungarian Lottery

When your partner takes a shit and you shove a kit kat bar in their ass and let the chocolate melt and you give them a rimjob and hope it’s chocolate not shit

“Dude did you hear Kevin won the Hungarian Lottery?”
“Yeah but Donovan wasn’t so lucky”

by L10nelMess1 June 23, 2019

Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020

Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

by paco90 January 21, 2011

Dominican Lottery

When tourists make a hooker pregnant, it's called the "Dominican Lottery" because she is able to claim money for the child or even get a passport to another country.

My friend Jake went on vacation and fucked a hooker without condom. She won the "Dominican Lottery" because she's pregnant and makes him pay for the daughter now!

by Leanuz January 8, 2018

lottery smegma

The residue from scratching off instant lottery tickets.

The floor of his truck had an inch of lottery smegma on it and not a winner in sight.

by Babooooo September 25, 2006

Hillbilly lottery

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired

Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.

by gigger06 August 29, 2010