lois griffin

peter griffin's spouse in the comedy tv show family guy.as well as peter,she is in her early 40's.she is a stay at home mom,that has had occasional jobs.she has the southern new york/new jersey accent which sounds almost like fran dresher's accent,though alittle more mellow.tends to be quite attractive,even having brian,the family dog drooling over her.

my ex girlfriend's mom sounded exactly like lois griffin due to her accent.

by rofgneogeneogb February 22, 2009

lois griffin

Fran Drescher soundalike mother of the Griffin clan from the hilarious Fox TV series 'Family Guy'.

"I would do everything to her. I wouldn't care what she looked like, I would wreck that chick" - Brian talking about Lois Griffin.

by Whadduc Hunt January 12, 2007

Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".

Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."

by NightSaberX October 10, 2021

Lois Lane'd

Coined from the "airplane" scene in the motion picture Superman Returns. Lois Lane is thrashed about the airplane, thusly getting "owned." This phrase is another way to express "owned", "pwned", etc.

Guy 1: I just got sucker punched by that guy over there!
Guy 2: Dude, you got Lois Lane'd.

by coughcough September 4, 2008

Lois Wright

The lover of Ross Rankin; She is a dark and mysterious creature. She has dark alluring eyes and long dark hair. Beware, her singing is fatal to those who hear it.

The siren of darkness

by Siren February 22, 2005

Lois Laned

One who retaliates to getting "supermaned" by scrubbing one's asshole with his toothbrush.

Girl 1 : I heard you got supermaned

Girl 2 : yeah I scrubbed muh aney with his white rod....I lois laned that bro!!!

by i740solid August 30, 2009

Lois Lane

When your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your ass. You roll him to his stomache, strattle him and cum onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. Once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been "Lois Laned".

One night I left the room to get something sexy on for my man only to come back and find him sleeping...so without him I finished the deed I then proceeded to Lois Lane him.

by snow minx January 2, 2011