Jeffrey Li

an absolute legend that has no dog

Jeffrey LI I love you - Henry the dog

by Jeffrey Li's Number One Fan November 25, 2019

Jet Li

1) a wicked fast kung fu champion who is makin movies now.

2) actually a peace loving buddhist who now lives in Hollywood.

3) whup ass

Shut up. Dont make me jet li ur ass!!

by neo-kaneida August 29, 2003

Father of lies

Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat
I'm going to f*ck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky
Vape cum from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred cum blade
A f*ckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the Cum-Tzar's trust
A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice

"Father of lies-"

"NO, DON'T YOU DARE SING THAT SHIT AGAIN"

by userhandlegoeshere October 11, 2021

lies craic

1) An adjective used to describe a highly favourable object or occurance. Similar in meaning to very good, amazing, excellent etc.

2) Can be abbr. to simply "lies".

1) A: Whats you favourite holiday?
B: I'd have to say christmas because of the lies craic christmas dinners.


2) A: Do you like christmas dinners?
B: Aye!! They're lies!

by Prof. Hopkins January 18, 2005

Kenny Li

A very gay boy probably the guy with the really small dick

Kenny Li is going to come and fuck you soon omg it’s that Kenny Li guy

by EATPANTKENNY February 22, 2019

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

by McPhail April 19, 2005

Austin Li

He is an annoying kid addicted to heroin, and is the founder of San Francisco's highest ranking gang, he has failed NNN for the past 6 years and will fail again. If you find anyone with this name, 911 on sight.

Damn, that Austin Li is really allosexual

by Dawei is cool November 4, 2020