Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know September 03, 2008

lance

Generally referring to 7-consecutive Tour De France Champion and professional bicyclist, Lance Armstrong.

"I wonder who will win the tour this year now that Lance is done?"

by fogarty June 19, 2006

Lance

A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.

Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'

"Come round about 6pm, we'll have a couple of Lances before we head out"

by Chaz78 August 24, 2009

Lance

A heartbreaking Christian. Super hot and has blonde curly hair. Only likes cheerleaders and nobody else. Super country and athletic. He's new to the whole dating thing and has only had a few girlfriends. Super sweet only to some people. He's friends with the hottest boys.

"Lance is so hot! I want him!"
"Too bad your not a cheerleader!"

by Vector's Daddy November 22, 2019

lance

GAY ~ DUMB ~ HAS ~ NO ~ FRIENDS ~ WERES ~ GAY ~ CLOTHES!!!!

see "faggot"!!!!!!!!!

ewwwwwww, what a LANCE!!!!!

That guy is so LANCE!!!!!

LANCE!!!!!

by Sing Shong April 06, 2008

lance

A boy who likes to give manbooby hugs all night long, they excite him and he doesnt ever want to stop.

That guy is totally lance.. he wouldn't stop touchin my man boobies all night long.

by C123C June 21, 2006

Lance

The name lance means a gay bottom aka a twink. When someones name is lance they are most likely a twink and shall be referred to that way. The twinkiest combined last name would be lotts. Lance A lotts slayer of dragons and men.

“Oh look theres lance”

“Lance lotts”?
“Yeah”
“ Oh damn hes the biggest twink ever”

by Cronkbeech October 18, 2019