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"Youre such a Lance"
Lance by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018
This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.
Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4
Lance by lololol99999 December 11, 2018
Georgia loves Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lance by ahxjjandns February 20, 2019
Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.
“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”
Lance by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019
A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.
Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*
Lance by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019
This person is a jerk. He normally has many girlfriends, and then you will see some girls crying. He strings them along, for a while, until a new girl comes, and then he dumps her. He takes you in his group, criticizes you, then kicks you when you are down. DONT GO NEAR OR BEFREND A LANCE. HE WILL KILL YOU.
Did you see that Bully? Yeah, he is such a lance!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!
Lance by LuluElla April 24, 2019