lagosaurus

an all knowing greek boy who thinks that he is the last dinosaur alive and lives in a jungle amongst primates.

Its a bird, its a plane, ITS A LAGOSAURUS! Where is my shot gun?

by Crystal McNeely December 1, 2006

lagaloga

It is basicly a spanish response to something you dont know how to answer.

1)Hey there is a potato in my chips?

it is? lagaloga

2) Dont touch my fucking police car

lagaloga

by Serginho August 3, 2007

lagsplode

A feature in Codemasters F1 games, the term used to describe when lag occurs in a game that causes your car to explode seemingly without reason

Oh my fucking god, the car in front of me lagged backwards and caused me to lagsplode. Thanks Codemasters, you truly are the masters of code

by saoirse1916 April 12, 2016

Lagarde

Someone who is beautiful, caring, or has a perfect personality.

Example 1: Wow, you are completely a Lagarde!

Example 2: Do you see that girl over there? I heard she's Lagarde status.

by Mike710 February 24, 2009

Lags

Taking your sweet as time. Falling behind.

Where the hell did Chad go? Oh, he's still inside, he always lags behind.

by 20seven May 16, 2011

Lagaport

When you are playing an online game, typically a first person shooter, and you lag so much that you teleport around the map, making you impossible to kill.

I was lagging so bad, that i Lagaported all the way to the other end of the map

by Ben jamin' January 14, 2004

lagessie

pronounced la-gas-a. Derived from the French term "legess", meaning "to break wind". A lagessie is a very gasesous individual with a chronic flatulation disorder. They are proud of their affliction and tend to share it with anyone possible. Upon a close contact, some are lead to believe the person has gingivitis. This is a misconception, clouded only by the foul order emulating from the lagessie. A lagessie is a very intolerable person.

"Don't listen to him, he is spouting more of his lagessie"

by spuzedfukmenon November 22, 2007