Skuter The Kooter

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.

Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.

by Sir Duke October 12, 2006

Kootie-Kat

An endearing name for female genitalia, or vaginia first made popular in the Northern Virginia area of the United States in the 1980's.

She/He licked that women's kootie-kat until she screamed in ecstasy.

by Sally Shepherd O'Malley May 16, 2011

kootie tang

When a girls vagina is so ugly and disgusting, your forced to use only second grade language.

"So I took her back to my house...right before I was going to bang her, I saw it...the ugliest kootie tang possible. I mean this thing was part wilderbeast."

by Former Sukkot May 11, 2006

Kooties

Something all girls have. Scares little boys away while young. Attracts them once they get a little older.

Example 1: (Little Boy) Run, she has Kooties!

Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"

by The Luvver April 27, 2012

(Kyootest) Groundforg

Another name for Ayan S. (Indian celeb.) The word "groundforg" refers to a mashup of groundhog + forg (misspelling of "frog"). It is unclear whether a groundforg has a groundhog body and a frog face, or a frog body and a groundhog face. It is meant to be left to the imagination.

"Groundforg" is usually preceded by the superlative adjective "Kyootest," as in the case of its original subject, Ayan S.

Ayan S. is the (Kyootest) Groundforg in that story about the ferocious jungle animals with soft hearts.

Nobody is a kyooter groundforg than Ayan S., and that is a fact.

Very few groundforgs exist in the world, but Ayan is the #OG.

by yetanotheruswntmemepage May 15, 2023

kyootopia

Kyootopia: The realm or kingdom ruled by Twitch-streamer Kyootbot (AKA Kiana)

Kyootopian: Citizen of Kyootopia.

TRUE FACTS:
Location: While wholly virtual, the kingdom's physical portal is located Texas, USA.

Populus: Consists of the discord-lobby-peasants, and valiant champions who get elected to appear on stream by the noble moderators after waiting in line on Discord. While the kingdom is ruled by a philippino-californian, its population is made up of 90% basement-dwelling incels.

- Mods are Al and Jah. The latter of which is nicknamed Kyootdragon.

- Mod "Al" appearance shines as bright as the sun.

Written by Omolb, stream participant; danish prodigy.

Kyootbot"'tis a wonderful day, a kyootopian gifted 20 subs. Thank you. Thankyou thankyou thankyou"

Kiana: "w's in the chat for this valiant ̶i̶n̶c̶e̶l̶ contender, who has been eliminated. Who else do we have in kyootopia to contest for my love?"

"kyootdragon, you have been silenced for 10 minutes. Tranquility's embrace has swept across the realm, settling gracefully in every corner of the kingdom. Peace rests in Kyootopia"

by UrbanMolb July 24, 2023

kootenmooth

The term for being high on pot and tripping on coricidin cough and cold have having severe cotton mouth and trying to express saying it but you are too messed up and it comes out laugh out loud funny.

Ha ha you have kootenmooth so bad,so i'll give you some purple drink.

by Cough and COld March 28, 2007