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The Kristian Syndrome

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.
Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"
by Thephilospher July 23, 2012
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Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.
ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!
by Mangokiki October 12, 2021
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Ku Klux Kristian

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009
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Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior
by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020
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Kristian

I have a big willy unlike kristian
by Fryguy367 September 10, 2023
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Kristian

A tender ass chopped nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , overall a great loving person but cant stop getting played , great basketball player so everything cancels out , still a great boyfriend also
Kristian js got cheated on for the 7th time
by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025
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Kristian means dumbass in Hebrew
קריסטיאן kristian הוא טיפש
by mcdaddyi November 21, 2021
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