Kristian Lenart

A fat forehead fuck with a small micropenis and cannot get any of the sweet puss
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by ADUMAWTF July 05, 2018
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Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.
ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!
by Mangokiki October 12, 2021
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Ku Klux Kristian

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 02, 2009
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Kristian Gjerstad

Kristian Gjerstad is a cool guy
by Helmax Egon February 01, 2019
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dirty kristian

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you
Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian
by Rizzzzze October 15, 2023
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Kristian Jim

The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.

This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!
Kristian Jim is a humble person I know.
by Namshin June 09, 2021
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Ole Kristian

«Very nice gutt»
«Yes yes it is Ole Kristian»
by December 13, 2020
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