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Krispy Kremed 

The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.
Did you see Steven's facebook? He got krispy kremed!
Krispy Kremed by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011

Krispy Kremed 

Krispy Kremeing involves cumming on a girl's face and using a hair dryer to dry it on her face. Afterwords take a picture of it and put it in a photo album and sit it on your coffee table for friends and family to see.
Me and Stacey went back to my place and I Krispy Kremed her. Then I took a picture and put it in a photo album.
Krispy Kremed by Crusader69 March 20, 2013

Krispy kremer 

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.
Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.
Krispy kremer by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014

The Krispy Kremer 

After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.

Krispy Kreamer 

"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."

The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.

Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.
Krispy Kreamer by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009

krispey kreme 

Food of choice if you want to know what a heart attack feels like.
That Krispey Kreme doughnut was so good I had to get an angiogram of my coronary arteries after eating it!