kittens

Small balls of fluff that people perceive as being "cute". Everytime you do something naughty, they die.

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

by delirium of joy May 25, 2003

kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

kitten

females that go after older guys. the opposite of a cougar.

I have to go pick up my girlfriend from daycare. She's a kitten.

by sneakybeaver December 1, 2010

kitten

a girl/woman who is cute, sweet and always 'nice'
anyone found to be a bitch, slag, whore, rude, intrusive, bossy or in anyway negative in a non-constructive way may be stripped of this nick-name

"hey kitten, hows it going?"

by kain abel May 16, 2009

kitten

Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.

Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.

by Alexand June 23, 2006

Kittenization

(process) Allowing your children to shirk responsibility by letting them live at home and never allowing them to make adult decisions.

The kittenization of today's youth is enabling the downfall of society.

by Slugbait the fifth October 27, 2011

kitten

a kitten

A kitten... aww so cute

by mcdonaldsdelivery November 8, 2020