Kemi

A very attractive and witty person.

"You are such a Kemi!"

by wukey February 2, 2010

Kermit

The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him

“Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal”

by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018

Kermit

A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐

Kermit is gay

by Kermitlover2000 March 8, 2019

kemiya

Kemiya is a cute girl.she do what she got to.she is the type of girl that will fight for her man.she will be loyal to him.kemiyah is known as a smart girl.she always give it her best,and dont let the cute face fool you because she isn't that nice girl you think she is.when kemiya get older she will have a fit booty,she will also be a money maker.

Kemiya do what she want.when she want

by Whyh8.keke December 23, 2016

Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

keming

the result of improper kerning

I ' mtryingtosetspacing, butIcan ' tseemtogetthekemingright.

by TheNewWazoo December 22, 2008

Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 9, 2009