by Joker Dude May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky plugmug. A series of actions resulting in a horrendous wakeup. First, one person coats their hand in a mixture of breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and batter. When a person is sleeping a second person throws very got heavy cream on the person's face, and immediately after comes the slap of a hand with the described mixture resulting in a large imprint on the person's face, hence the "Kentucky Slap." It is often understandably confused with the Italian Breakfast Wakeup, the Asian Breakfast Wakeup, and many others. The name "Kentucky Slap" comes from the esoteric language and culture of a motely crew in Kentucky who frequently engaged and revered the practice of "Kentucky Slapping." Despite many efforts to thwart the "Kentucky Slappers," they have remained resilient and triumpant.
I ultimately decided Jeff would have to be Kentucky Slapped for his actions. His insolence would lead to a substitution of full size croutons for a harsher feeling of the "Kentucky Slap." Jeff: That Kentucky Slap last night stung terribly. Everyone saw my face and knew I had been Kentucky Slapped, it was so humiliating that that I started to cry.
by ChevayChase April 11, 2015
Get the Kentucky Slapmug. The Kentucky Plug is a sex position where the man puts his thumb in a woman who is on her period to stop the bleeding
“Omg Lauren he gave me the Kentucky plug last night in bed it was so hot it went in so deep in my vag”
by Kentuckyxbrendon May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Plugmug. by Kentucky AK May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumbmug. Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”
by TickleThomson May 6, 2022
Get the Kentucky friedmug. the act of shitting into another persons butthole, and having them shit out the shit that you shit into their ass onto your chest.
by louie longlegs July 3, 2012
Get the kentucky dumptruckmug. by KW76 May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug.