Kelpa

Basic white girl that thinks they r the main character . Has 5 different private stories to rant ab their toxic ex. Bullies girls that don’t wear a full face of make up at all times with a foundation that is 5 shades darker than their actual skin tone…

She’s such a kelpa

by bootyjoody636483 March 7, 2022

kelping

To be in an enough of an inebriated state to sway and rock in the manner of sea kelp

Dude!! that weed had me totally kelping

by wait what huh February 23, 2008

kelpage

an expression referring to something that is so cool, no other word in the english language can define it (noun)

that aston martin has some serious kelpage; her kelpage factor went through the roof after she updated her wardrobe from flab to fab

by kelpage factor April 8, 2009

Kelptic

Kelptic is an insane Minecraft youtuber, who is really good at building. He’s friends with the insane graphic designer xProFX or other known as Jon. Kelptic’s Arch nemesis is Harry, another member on the SMP that Kelptic desires with all his heart. He also has a massive penis and is a complete sex God.

Kelptic is the best.

by Kelptic August 27, 2019

Kelpy

A rank boggle eyed dog that deserves to be guffed upon.

"That kelpy is absolutely rancid, as is talby!"

by Rankman December 12, 2009

kelpathon

to take a picture of ur man parts and send them to a girl while drunk

dude did u kelpathon after???

by a true friend to a drunk boy September 12, 2010

kelping

Similar to felching, but with an animal.

Guy: I caught some punk kelping my Pug! Lud: Why a Pug? Guy:Well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! Lud: well , I guess that's true, because my skinny little prick could only fit in such a small dog,that's why I have one!

by kelpsmom April 2, 2005