kegel crusher

A woman with a strong pussy. Strong enough to crush objects like eggs or human dick.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that new girl Jennifer?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!

by GingerDickHunter July 7, 2015

kredge

The sweat ring left on a public toilet seat by its previous occupant.

Sorry I took so long. Spent 5 minutes wiping off the kredge.

by S. Pazeski July 4, 2016

kedenia

Kedenia is a very smart and friendly girl.If you mess with her she will fuck you up
But other than that she’s super nices and gives too many chances also she’s the funniest friend you’ll ever have.

Omg that’s so kedenia

by I really don't know what to do June 30, 2019

kudge

KJ's real name

hi kudge

by ecliptiic April 23, 2022

Helen Kegger

The act of doing a keg stand with your eyes closed mimicking Helen Keller.

Jimmy did a bad ass Helen Kegger last night at the frat house.

by UCTV January 22, 2011

Kegel

The exercise where you tense a specific part between scrotum and anus called you PC muscle.
When you 'pull' a kegel it makes you smile if u do it right... And if you practice them you can have multiple orgasms.

Teacher: Hey jonathan what's wrong?
Jonathan: My dads just died and my mother has been jaxi-rushed by a bear.
Teacher: Anything i can do?
Jonathan: Could you please just leave me alone...
Teacher: Well you know what i do to make myself smile in times of distress... When i'm feeling down 'pull' a Kegel!
Jonathan: :D Man that feels good...

by Hakim Sanchez February 5, 2003

Kegger

A term used to describe of having a keg of beer at what is supposed to be a party.

Speaker: Yo man you hittin' up that kegger tonight at Josh's place? You got to throw down ten bucks.
Friend: Hell yea ill throw down ten, it's Straight.

by Josh Gnolland November 4, 2008