An Archie Kean is someone who is a player. You WILL know one of these guys. He's been very successful in one thing, and likes to remind you of it. He will also be very academically clever, but doesn't do any work, so is one of those slimy people who get an A* with no work. We all love and hate an Archie Kean.
by puckmeister April 29, 2022
Keane is basically the best person to be existing. He does underestimate himself a lot and doesn’t know his worth quite well, but his soon to be girlfriend is gonna get him to know his worth. He is a guy who genuinely cares a lot, very understanding, out of the world, completely unique, respectful, smart, honest, very thoughtful, holy, attractive with a sense of humour, superior dressing sense with a great collection of shoes which if not used on the accelerator, break, clutch; has not fulfilled its purpose, having a 10/10 body and (a beast in bed?) Anyone would enjoy Keane’s company. His girlfriend will give her all to him but also use him for the money, wealth and fame.
by Trent gravy July 20, 2022
A funny total memester that is kind but has autism so a bit of a shy crybaby that you still can make friends with him.
Ethan keane is funny
by pULTRAi February 22, 2020
the most beautiful female anyone could ever stumble upon. her beauty is unmatchable and she catches everyones eyes. her smile lights up the room and her eyes sparkle like a star that you can only see once in a lifetime. she is the most amazing spouse anyone could be blessed with. every moment with her is eventful. heaven is locked inside of her lips and every time you kiss her, you get a glimpse of what heaven feels like. she has a lot of friends due to her being a luxurious role model and a big peoples person. every time you talk to her she speaks with a smile that will bring out yours. she is way more than eye candy. she is extremely blessed and indubitably smart and loves to make people happy.
Guy #1: Yoooooooo that young lady is beautiful.
Guy #2: Yea man, she aint no Keana Keane , but she coo too.
Guy #1: Whats a Keana Keane?
Guy #2: Basically it means she's perfect... more than perfect actually.
Guy #2: Yea man, she aint no Keana Keane , but she coo too.
Guy #1: Whats a Keana Keane?
Guy #2: Basically it means she's perfect... more than perfect actually.
by Bob Junior September 06, 2017
Dictionary definition: Person or individual who has natural dislike of another individual named Keane due to Keane sucking mad dick
Person 1. "Ew look its Keane"
Person 2 " Oi, don't be such a Keane Hater"
Both "hahahahahah"
Person 2 "just kidding"
Person 2 " Oi, don't be such a Keane Hater"
Both "hahahahahah"
Person 2 "just kidding"
by Sussiest Baka October 21, 2021
The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.
by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024