Kanter-card

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.

After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.

by D H July 7, 2007

Kate

Kate is a very beautiful cute girl anyone would be lucky to have/meet a Kate

Kate is cute

by Danielbrot October 15, 2018

Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.

I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.

I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.

I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.

Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.

... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...

Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!

by saveKatePunch August 2, 2010

Kate's Disease

1. A disease which causes you to lose all sense of spelling and grammar. Usually caused by someone being over-tired, they have the typing abilities of a chimpanzee and usually piss everyone off EXCEPT for anyone else who has Kate's Disease. It's also quite contagious.

2. Usually performed by NOT deleting anything at all that you type, laying down while typing, not looking at the screen, and pressing enter every 5 seconds

"ROFL
omfg
i toraly ahave kate's disease rghght now
lmfao
YOUA GUYZ
are
tgbd e best
evurdrr
ahaabahbaahahahb"

by Ryan :o April 1, 2008

Kate

The most amazing person ever. Smexy and bootylicious!

"That girl is so Kate!"
"Yeah I know right, she's amazing"

by Katieswagger August 14, 2014

Kate the Great

In the year 843 B.C. Macedonia, the reign of Kate the Great was errant. The people, becoming upset, had decided to overthrow their Queen and control the greatest city ever. With her final last words which had a bittersweet symphonous meaning: REMEMBER WHO IS YOUR GODDESS, YOUR QUEEN, YOUR ONLY RULER! KATE THE GREAT! with the last speech, her existence fell underground, for centuries she turned tricks in the French government, selling cigarettes and running the most classiest of whore houses. It was when in 923, France, Kate's existence became apparent once again, having killed King Robert I, she in turned used her advanced ancient military tactics until she moved to america and became a normal girl. However, she still retained the famous name "Kate the Great".

Kate the Great > Samuel L. Jackson > Chuck Norris.

by Dave the Brave June 27, 2008

Kate Mara

extremely hot actress, that has alot of potential in the acting world. Has been in kickass shows such as Shooter and Entourage. She also loves watching football. Her grandfather founded the Giants.

Bill:Hey did you see the new Entourage?
Fred:Yeah, but who was that really hot and great actress?
Bill:Your talking about Kate Mara!

Fred:She is the next Meryl streep!
Bill:Most definitely!

by asfksdjfsljfl May 28, 2010