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kayani

kayani is a beautiful loving and caring girl. she does everything she can to ensure your happiness. she will love you through and through no matter what. she will choose you above everyone else. she's the perfect girl for anyone. if you meet a kayani make sure to hold on tight.
"guys, this is kayani"

"no way is that a **kayani?!** isn't she like super loving, caring, gorgeous and smart?! she's like the perfect girl!"
by kaynashi <3 January 24, 2022
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Saeed Kayani

Saeed is a fat cow that tries to link up with university girls but gets rejected because

he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat

belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.

His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.

He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.

His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat

The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
by The-algebros May 4, 2016
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"ya well....KAPANG!"
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She was speechless, the word 'Kayandra' coming to mind.
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kafangle

"dude you kafangled my shin when you kicked me!"
"OUCH! YOU JUST KAFANGLED YOUR NOGGIN!"
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