kansas city cathouse

When the women in a group of persons or couples finds themselves engaged in sexual acts and/or intercourse without their significant others.

Man, what a great weekend in wine country. Remember when the boys hit the bar for football and the women just went full Kansas City Cathouse and got after each other?

by Dirty little pervert October 15, 2021

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Kansas City Phonograph

The act of rubbing ones nipples over another's entire naked body

He was so hot and the way he touched me made my nipples hard so I had him take his clothes off and lay down so I could give him a Kansas City Phonograph

by Itsjustabutt April 19, 2015

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The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

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A team that has won one World Series, but due to the massive inferiority complex of the fans towards the St. Louis Cardinals, this fact is mentioned more than the ten Cardinals World Series wins (including 2006) combined.

Cardinal fan: So I see that the Kansas City Royals are in last place again. I hear that so-and-so from USC would be a good number one pick for you guys, though.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: No, I do not remember 1985, seeing as I wasn't born, and you were not born either.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: Okay, fine, take 1985. The Cardinals have won ten championships. Nine more than you guys have.
Royal fan: Remember '85.

by JohnJF January 18, 2009

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