Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.

“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”

Kansas City Cock Block by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023

Kansas City Chiefs 

the team everyone is jealous of.

A: Did you know that the Kansas City Chiefs are in Missouri instead of Kansas?
B: You seriously didn't know that?

Kansas City Chiefs by megasimp March 10, 2021

Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around 

The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.

1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.

Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around by your.pseudonym November 2, 2009

Kansas City Smoked Tuna 

After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.

Tom: How was the camping trip with Linda
Mark: Pretty good I had some Kansas City Smoked Tuna

Kansas City Smoked Tuna by DaddyFatz May 14, 2009

kansas city peeler 

stripper

hey dave how was that kansas city peeler....not bad don she was a real pole dancer i swear

kansas city peeler by scrooloose .. July 1, 2008

Kansas City Wind Tunnel 

The act of farting while performing a reverse titfuck (where the man's butt is over the woman's face). Named for the sweet scent of the Midwest.

She wanted to try something new in bed so I dropped a Kansas City Wind Tunnel on her.

Kansas City Wind Tunnel by Meat Helmet 6 August 8, 2016

Kansas City Swiss Roll 

The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo

Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.

Kansas City Swiss Roll by the dude with crocs April 13, 2021