Kumquat

Autistic. Retard.

Go away you fuckinh kumquat

by Hannh0305 February 16, 2024

Kumquat

A midget who's addicted to drinking cum.

"Look at that fucking kumquat!"

by PimpDaddy069 May 29, 2018

Yellow Kumquat

Sucking on a pair of testicles after peeing on them for 30 minutes.

Laquisha: Thomas asked me for A yellow kumquat and I was like hell nah!
Ladasha: Oh he'll nah!

by dinklebergg May 14, 2015

Kumquat

A word used to describe a massive poo.

There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.

by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

by Mooz33 May 6, 2025

Fuzzy kumquat

A male cats balls

Look that cat has some fuzzy kumquats

by Queen-Stasia June 27, 2024

Burnt Kumquat

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out

I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste

by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025