I know why Yoda sighs…

I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.

Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.

The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.

Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!

And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

And Yoda sighed!!!!!

You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

knob-slob

(verb) The act of performing highly skilled fellatio in such a manner as to provide great joy to the recipient.

His girlfriend knew how to knob-slob like there was no tomorrow.

by The Empress II October 25, 2010

Leslie Knope

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.

Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.

by ilikegagging July 9, 2018

knock over the fishbowl

To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.

Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.

by karkaran117 September 16, 2014

I hear you knocking

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! A Fats Domino song about his feelings for a ex who wants to return!

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! Go back where you been.

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020

Don't judge before you know

This is something most people should learn. Stop judging and saying what people are and aren't if you don't know them, if you don't live their lives. Only them know the reality.

Person 1: Look at this fool, he look like a buster!
Person 2: Maan, don't judge before you know

by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020

I Hardly Know Her

A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.

It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.

The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.

"Binder? I hardly know her!"

"Sewer? I hardly know her!"

Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!

by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011