A girl that isn’t afraid to throw anyone under the bus. After being a fake friend and knowing all ur dirty secrets she will ditch and expose u so don’t fall for those hoebags xD.
Friend 1:Hey bro who was that girl u banged last night?
Friend 2: Sum random chick from the club. Her name was juri and she stole my chains after fucking her. What a snakey bitch.
Friend 2: Sum random chick from the club. Her name was juri and she stole my chains after fucking her. What a snakey bitch.
by Lmao u thot August 26, 2019
Get the Jurimug. A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.
I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
Get the MasterChef jurymug. Juri is a classy and a classic name. He is a cool guy. Dependable, creative, and fun. He is a guy you want at parties, shows, or just to hang out. Always aware of the latest trend, having a friend called Juri definitely elevates your street cred.
by Daenous November 21, 2021
Get the Jurimug. A person who is more superior to all other people, especially Christiaan’s, Gus’ and Stian’s. People with the name Jurie usually has a super duper, triple sized, mega cock. He always take leadership when chillin’ with the homies and will give anyone who comes in his way a fat beating.
Hey? Is that Christiaan trying to mess with Jurie? Christiaan is surely going to end up with several broken bones!
by Yorhines November 23, 2021
Get the Juriemug. by RandomFact April 6, 2023
Get the dirty juriemug. by kronk_dk March 19, 2018
Get the Jurimug. Juri is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. She is kind, beautiful, and has very smooth skin. She is loyal, but very touchy. If you meet a Juri be very grateful you have one in your life. She normally has curly hair and deep brown eyes. She has great style. Though she might have a weak sense of humor, she could light up a whole room by one sentence
by Reese's are great July 13, 2023
Get the Jurimug.