jump the monkey

When a woman returns home after a long and boring day working in a restaurant with the sole aim of getting shagged silly. Her advances lack subtlety as she just grabs at the man´s genitals demanding coitus. When faced with any resistance she jumps on the unaccommodating male and rides him into oblivion.

Nicky: Hey Amanda, do you fancy a drink after work?
Amanda: Nah, I don´t think so.
Nicky: Why not? Are you off home to jump the monkey?
Amanda: Yeah, I am fucking gagging for it.
Nicky: Crikey!!

by FurbyFuck10 November 26, 2015

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hang jump

this term should actually be called the "hang fall". in the city of pittsburgh it was used to shorten the distance of your jump off of a building or structure. for example, if you would jump off a 10 foot tall roof, your knees would take the impact of that fall. instead of jumping, you would dangle off the edge of the said structure and let go so you would make contact with the ground with only a short fall.

holy shit, here comes cracker jerome! let's get out of here! dude we can't go out that window, it's a 10 foot fall! it's okay dude, we can hang jump it and it will only be like 3 feet.

by cracker jerome June 30, 2016

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Jump on my vibe

1) A phrase one would use toward another person, telling them to get into a good mood, to be as positive and fun as you. 2) align with my vibe.

Stop being negative, jump on my vibe.

by Jump on my vibe June 10, 2018

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Mushroom Jump

When a woman hops from one dong to the next.

Leann was unhappy with Jerry, so Cassidy told her she should mushroom jump to Brandon.

by Hammerhead250 October 29, 2020

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Jump the Fox

Donald Trump's attack of Fox News after his 2020 election loss. This idiom pays homage to Fonzie's infamous shark-jumping on the TV show Happy Days. Just like Fonzie, Trump's action was one too many, and eventually lead to the breakup of the GOP into one camp of gaslighted worshippers and another of people still somewhat tethered to reality.

"Whoa, did Lindsey Graham also jump the Fox? What does Trump and the Russians have on the guy?"

by hodags1966 November 12, 2020

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