academic juggling

n. When students compete against one another to see who can sidetrack their professors the longest by asking loaded questions that will require long drawn out answers; the juggling part happens when students ask mini follow up questions to keep the conversation going and going...

I asked Frank what would happen if the Prime Minister played a happy slapper prank on the minister of justice and he went on for at least ten minutes just trying to figure out what to say, man academic juggling sucks.

by franco de marco sarcastico el drego December 12, 2008

Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.

Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."

by Dracotic September 26, 2010

juggling joker

One who may very well be the antichrist.

That Martha Stewart is quite the juggling joker.

by Juggling Joker August 21, 2003

Juggling Tits

When you are around as many topless girls that you are metaphorically Juggling Tits

Will: How many girls were you with last night?

Noah: Man, there were so many girls I was Juggling Tits

by theprojects December 12, 2010

Juggl-emo

A fan of the music writen and performed by ICP, they carry the hatchet so they can then cut themselves. Though they refuse to be called emo they are usually, and pot smoking is usually a part of their life.

Man that effin' juggl-emo is always high, tell him to go cut himself

by seyah relyt December 18, 2009

Texas Juggling

roping a steer while shooting a rattlesnake with your right hand while rubbing one out with your left hand.

"hey Billy-Joe, you weren't at the line dance last night, not feelin well?

Nah, the missus was at her church meetin so i stayed home last night and practiced my texas juggling"

by inerlogic iner inerl0gic January 24, 2009

Juggling Masturbation

The act of juggling and masturbating at the same time.

I have a new hobby.. Juggling Masturbation!

by 281281281 June 20, 2007