jomah

and interesting species of “ dude “. usually found hanging around girls, that he can never pull. jomahs are sweet but kinky. does not like interacting with most people. if you ever meet a jomah, run.

Jomah got kinky in bed with Chase the other night.

by spicychikn420 December 5, 2017

Jomar

Jomar is loving, caring, and loves affection. He hates hurting people or being the reason somebody is upset. Although he might get angry sometimes, he will always care about and love you. Jomar will go to the extreme to keep you happy and keep that smile on your face.

He is protective and will always make sure you are safe no matter where you are. He loves cuddles and has the best smile. Jomar will spoil you with gifts and the best gift of all? His presence. He is a great person to be around as he is kind and has an amazing laugh.

“Hey! Did you meet the new guy Jomar?”

“Yeah! He is so nice!”

by Tamara Coco April 23, 2021

Jomamma

Basically it means "your mom" when the word Jomamma is said alone the reader must use his immagination as to what it means. it could mean your mom is fat or your mom is ugly.

Player 1: Your so gay
Player 2: Jomamma's gay <_<

by Josh November 12, 2004

Jomar

Various theorists and scientists have yet to define Jomar (a.k.a. former Suzuki Ninja) because he seems to defy all Newtonian and subatomic laws of this universe. Many theologists have attempted to define and illustrate this character, but those who have attempted to fully comprehend this name have driven themselves into a permanent catatonic state, have spontaneously died, or have simply gone mad. According to recently collected data, Jomar seems to have an almost unhealthy obsession with almonds, has a collection of over a dozen hats, and at times enjoys a day indoors watching movies hours at a time. Using his martial arts and stealth training, he was capable to endure the heat of Inferno Hot Wings and thus was awarded as one of the few that ate a defined number of wings in a set time. Additionally, he has a natural ability to fix household equipment, grills and even vehicles that others have damaged nearly beyond repair. On February 26, 2011 Jomar was spotted with an unknown companion donating blood at an undetermined Blood Services location. Some Quantum physicists report that this Jomar is Everything and Nothing.

Jomar.

by Stephennnnn June 13, 2011

jonmac

The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.

Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"

by Malcolm July 19, 2004

Joobag

Often used to refer to a crusty strotum. Can also mean gay or faggot

Ow my joobag is itchy

by John Mc Laughlin February 21, 2009

Jomac Conty

A total dickwad. Usually someone who fingers his asshole with a bong. A vertically challenged person.

I hear he sucks dicks. He must be Jomac Conty.

by khatejomac'slover April 28, 2014