Joker

Taking a woman's fresh tampon out with your mouth and the proceed to shake your head so the blood of the tampon leaves marks on each side of your face that resembles the scars on the jokers cheeks

My girl was on her period so I gave myself a joker

by Drbuttfuk April 07, 2019

The Joker

the act in which a male is having sex with a female while on her period and then pulls out to slap his penis across her mouth.

Hey dude, did you ever see the Batman movie? i made my girl look like the joker last night!

by Dirtier Than Dirt December 25, 2007

joker

1. a hidden cost qualification or other obstacle

2. someone who tries tries to be funny

3. a man, a fellow(mainly Brittish)

Just remember that there is always a chance you will find a joker in the deck.

by Light Joker August 23, 2007

joker

slang for a joint or a marijuana cigarette

I roll jokers everyday

Pass the joker

by tommyhootent March 31, 2007

joker

A slang term for lighter, usually when lighting a spliff, but not only.

Bust me your joker blud,
Got ma joint, need ma joker.

by Crazyasastalker January 05, 2006

Joker

To Super-Ace (5Kills + Defuse) every round for 15 rounds (One half) in Counter-Strike - Also known as the 120bomb - the most kills a player can get in one half.

After droping the Joker SK left our server ;)

by Krashon January 07, 2005

The Joker

When a man has sex with a girl on her period, he takes his dick out and rubs it on her lips making it look like The Joker from The Dark Knight. When she gets pissed, ask her "why so serious?"

"Joe gave me The Joker last night, it was disgusting."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Thats not funny!!"
"Why so serious?"

by timx21 January 25, 2012