Jordan Huxhold

Lucifer himself trying to settle down on Earth through Tiktok

Did you see jordan huxholds last tiktok ?
Yeah, I don’t even mind going to hell now 😏

by ttotallyn0tmE October 6, 2020

Jordana

A human female with the abilities of being intelligent, beautiful, and being humorous. She is unique and is often always smiling

Girl:who the hell is that?
Guy: wow she's gorgeous!
Girl: uh ew!
Guy: Your jealous cause she's a Jordana
Girl: Whatevs..

by AhhhhhLex July 24, 2011

Jordan

A man with a massive penis. So massive that it makes Hulk Hogans arms look like tic tacs.

Girl: Bob has a Jordan and I like to ride it all night long

by SOB72 May 6, 2017

jordanesque

a word to define all forms of perfection

Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque

by ur mother April 17, 2004

Air Jordan

When you have to take a poop standing

uh-oh! there is poop on the toilet seat. Looks like I will have to Air Jordan this one.

by handleslice899 June 2, 2015

Jordan-kyle

The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.

Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.

Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?

Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.

Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..

by JROC444 December 8, 2010

JoeDaniel

Two boys who have always been best friends since birth. They are always getting into trouble and it seems they created the word trouble. They both live in the same state and at times people will question if they are gay. When they are together with things such as four wheeler's or dirt bikes there is a 99.9% chance that one will flip. This explains people who are JoeDaniel's

Did you see that "JoeDaniel" they were definitely friends in the womb?

by texaslovers December 24, 2016