Blow job

The act of bring a cock (penis) to climax, with your mouth.
I totally fucked her mouth dude. She gaged and slobbered on my cock, sucking and slurping, making bubbles from spit all around my dick head. She sucked my prick till I came no her face. She basiclly gave me a "blow job". It was good!
by Dirty Dustin October 21, 2006
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Blow job

What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.
I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his erect penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his penis sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.
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blow jobs

When Gorden puts his lips around Stevens penis and says mmmmm...Thats good
by MacW October 28, 2003
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Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).
Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015
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naruto blow job

A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.

It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"
Yo man, did she give you a Naruto blow job?
You better believe it.
by Leeroyyyy April 10, 2017
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blow job on the rocks

The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.
Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.
by sala January 17, 2003
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Barnsley blow job

During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
by bromp May 10, 2008
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