by Alex mean boy bench warmer May 08, 2017
When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.
Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.
by AK_Jew March 08, 2011
Gina knew that Alexander likes it firm so when she realized that he was about to cum, she gripped him hard, slowed down, and teased him with a Jewish Slug until he begged for release.
by GripItAndRipIt February 21, 2014
When you put you breasts up against the window at a boys bar mitzvah and loudly sing "to the windows,to the walls!"
by Ben Dover May 11, 2014
arson, specifically for the purpose of insurance fraud. because it is a crime of greed, it gets tagged to the stereotypically greedy jewish people. but, come on, we all love jew jokes.
"Holy moley, that yacht's been on fire for the last five hours! How could this happen?"
"You're in New Jersey, stupid. That boat was struck by jewish lightning."
"You're in New Jersey, stupid. That boat was struck by jewish lightning."
by CheeseShopOwner August 13, 2011
Jewish filth is when your friend throws you under the bus when he lies and says he never took a hit from the vape. And how he collects coin
by Itsyoboi H3nry November 16, 2017