jewpiter

A large unit or measurement of distance or girth when a person of the jewish faith is involved.

Wow, he must have beaten him by about a jewpiter in that race!

by BatjewK July 12, 2006

Jewplicate

The offspring of a Jew, especially one that is a duplicate of the same gendered parent.

A word for stereotype Jew traits/characteristics used to describe similarities.

There's no way Aaron can deny that baby is his, he's a jewplicate of him!

I'm looking for someone with a more jewplicate nose to wear this gimp mask
or
He needs to jewplicate his writing in a hurry, Anne Frank wouldn't be pleased.

by HumpStumpsRump January 11, 2011

jewplex

The homes in the Fairfax Village area of Los Angeles that is almost exclusively Jewish families in duplexes

"I can't meet you guys at Canter's tonight, I have to babysit my brother at my jewplex while my parents are at the Goldblatt's dinner party. "

by Crud Factor July 10, 2016

Jewpappidamayo

A Mexican Jew jizzing in or on a girl. Giving da mayo.

Paul you should jewpappidamayo that bitch

by Redshadow203 July 31, 2021

jewphobic

jewphobic is when you hate jewsexuals

YoTo: JEWSEXUAL ISNT REAL
Cade: jewphobic lul

by DogeGamer96882/Epix December 28, 2021

Jewphoria

The indescribable feeling of finding out someone you just met is Jewish when your Jewdar didn't go off.

I swear, every other person I meet nowadays gives me jewphoria.

by Mister krabbs January 3, 2022

jewportunist

A Jew who exploits circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being guided by consistent principles or plans.

Will is a Jewportunist who has no qualms about stepping on others to get ahead at work.

by #ihatetheburbs June 23, 2023