Jenning

To completely lose your mind over absolutely nothing in ten seconds or less. Process in which you blame all problems you have or ever will have on the closest available person or the person you think of first.

woman: "You're a cheating bastard!"

man "It's mother's day and I was with my mom!"
woman: "You've ruined my life and turned all of my friends against me!"
man: "Quit Jenning on me."

by Anti-Jenn May 9, 2010

Jenwings

Basically, this means god. The most important thing in the world.

Did you answer Seal when he said I believe I can fly, do you? JENWINGS.
Posterize.

by In Maurer's Shoes January 30, 2008

jeannings

When a girl tells you her skinny jeans are denim but they stretch like spandex.

Kimberleez was totally wearing jeannings today.

by KBWWz July 10, 2016

Jenning

The act of pretending to actually work, when in fact you are sitting on your ass all day doing jack shit.

When someone asks you what your doing at work and your response is "I'm jenning".

by Priscilla Boo Boo March 29, 2015

JenningsGP

Jennings is a twisty road course loaded with 14 turns that covers exactly 2.0 miles in length. JGP is located at the FL/GA border just off highway 75 on the FL side of the border. The track is exclusive to motorcycles, and is open to the public almost every weekend for races or track-days. JenningsGP is widely considered the MECCA for sportbike riders, though it lacks topography changes on the course...it is one of the most technical tracks for racers.

The owner of the track is an active owner that actually rides with his customers, this helps to promote the "at home" feeling that the facility gives almost all of it's guests.

The tell-tail sign that some has been to JGP is excessive tire wear on the left hand side of the bike, caused by 9 left-hand turns and only 5 right-hand turns.

This track also hosts many CCS and WERA races in a season.

The WERA and CCS Road Races at JenningsGP are great fun to watch and/or participate in.

by DucatiDave March 10, 2008

Jenning

adj;
1) To smoke marijuana.

Created in memory of Peter Jennings who was always able to stay calm no matter how depressing was the world he reported about nightly.

Dude, I have some great dank, we should definitely go Jenning with this stuff.

by Arialys January 19, 2008

jeanings

When a girl tells you her skinny jeans are denim but they stretch like spandex.

Kimberleez was totally wearing jeanings today.

by KBWWz July 10, 2016