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Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick
A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.
by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011
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Jelou

In spanish, is the equivalent to the pronunciation of "Hello".
Jelou, jau ar yu (Hello, how are you)
Am fain, zenc yu (I'm fine, thank you)
by IDK what pseudonym to use November 21, 2020
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smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.
Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish
by misshandy February 10, 2015
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jelly your pants

to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum
wow shes smoking whoa hey whats wrong dude where you going did you jelly your pants

i think he did
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 25, 2008
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Jellybean Dick

A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.
by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009
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jellophobia

Fear of gelatin. The concept of jellophobia synthesizes an instinctual feeling and offers a potential solution to a conundrum: fear and acceptance.
Faces and hands are flattened into irregular gelatin bodies.

The eyes are closed and the hands are either opened or tightly closed.

Too many times we cannot fully understand the exact causes and mechanisms of a chronic disease.

Fear, solitude, hopelessness.

The images are offering a solution: acceptance.

Our "solution" is meant to be controversial.

On one hand it seems to encourage acceptance of beauty, hair, face, skin, air, light, illness.

On the other hand it implies cowardice; giving up the fight.
There is peace with oneself, with one's faith.

There is beauty in the end of struggle.

All that is left of their humanity is the physical beauty.

The mind and the soul are taken over by the unfathomable, transparent entity.

The element of chronic illness also comes into play.
by nebuloso December 31, 2004
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Jelly Flick

The act of flicking one's cigarette end VERY GENTLY by using their thumb.

Other names:
The J Flick
Thumb butting
"Billy, your fag has too much ash man.."
"Don't worry! I'll just do a jelly flick.."
by Orange Mushroom Hair September 11, 2011
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