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Jennette McCurdy 

American Teen Actress, Singer and Dancer. She is very pretty and has long blonde curly hair and deep blue eyes. She has starred in iCarly, Malcom In The middle, Zoey 101 and many more shows and films. She is 18 years old. She has had 2 singles and an album out and her voice is great. She works alongside Miranda Cosgrove on iCarly. There is controversy over which girl is the best, but that si wrong and should not be done. Jennette makes you want to live your entire life for music and acting. She makes you appreciate what you have, her song lyrics are amazing.
OMG! Did you see the enw iCarly episode? Jennette McCurdy was awesome in it!
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The most beautiful of all her species. Loving, caring, sexy, beautiful smile and eyes. She will hypnotize you with the way she walks. Extremely sensitive. Her love is one of a kind. If you ever get the chance to date a Jennette take it. She will change you for the better.

She is a goddess in bed, she will make you scream her name. You may think she is reserved at first but once she gets you in the room she will set your soul on fire. When she loves she loves hard.
Guy: I met a Jennette last night , she had beautiful eyes and a smile to die for.
Friend: dude, she sounds amazing
Jennette by SassyLady304 February 4, 2017
Jeanette's are so good at taking care of their fish 🐠 🐑 🐟
Jeanette's fish died again
Jeanette by NOTATHERAPIST January 26, 2020

Jeanettics 

Finding out that your friend Jeanette's parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question "Why do you have six fingers on each hand....?"
Mel : "Hey Jeanette! How come you have three legs, dude??"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"
Jeanettics by Schmilliemoo March 30, 2011
She is a 4 ft tall bundle of cuteness and energy, usually has brown fur, pointy teeth, and fuzzy ears. She is a creature with a very loud mating call and her prince will always answer her siren voice.
Girl 1: Hey look it's Jannette!
Girl 2: I want to be just like her

Boy 1: Hey look its my future wife I must answer her mating call.
jannette by Meatso June 16, 2009
A very outgoing girl who goes out of her way to comfort and be the shoulder for her friends and family to lean on. She is around 5'2 in height and have very beautiful curly hair. She most likely hate her hair and want straight hair. There are times where Jannette could be very open when first meeting her but there are also time where she can be very shy until you get to know her. Amazing to have deep and long conversation about any topic you want to talk about. Very talented in many ways. She can play the violin and casually likes singing a little bit as well as she loves to paint. Jannette enjoys music and loves watching live orchestra. Sometimes she hides behind her smile to please others, but once you get a genuine smile out of her you will be dragged into her beautiful laughter. One of the best people to be around with. She loves to include everyone and makes you feel welcomed and loved.
Hey have you seen Jannette?

I felt her energy over there.
Jannette by whoever knows January 11, 2021

fucking jeanette 

A bitch ass hoe who denies your Walmart discount
Can’t buy my grocery because of a fucking jeanette
fucking jeanette by Balakay.watson September 16, 2018