A beautiful soul with a large heart. They are a ball of fast pasted spontaneous laughter and adventure and not to mention drop dead stunning. But what really sets them apart is their sense of humor. It may be dark or unexpected from them but will have you laughing your ass off all the way to a funeral. You might have to deal about them talking about their love of anime but they are kind and generous and will do anything to preserve their friends well-being. But Keep treating one poorly and don’t be surprised when they repay you in spades. They have big dreams and the will to make it happen. Jarems tend to judge themselves harshly but that edge will soften over the years. It’s useless to try and undermine they’re beliefs or way of life because Jarems couldn’t give less of a shit about what someone else thinks about them. If your best friends with or lover is a Jarem cling on tightly because they are a rare breed that can fill your life with laughter and wonder. If you have lost a Jarem, miss them with all your heart. But remember the time you had with them because it was likely some of the most adventurous and joyous filled moments you ever felt, and before Jarem didn’t even know were possible to feel.
by Crqzy8 May 1, 2020
Get the Jarem mug.Hybrid word used to describe a single individual called Jay in the north west area of London, England. The origins of the name dates back to around 2004 - 2005, and is an amalgam of the words Jaffa Cake and the british gangster flick Layercake featuring the current James Bond Daniel Craig (see think, thank, thonk). The Jaffa Cake (a popular biscuit-cum-cake bought in droves in Britain) part of the name Jayercake is due to the fact Jay is a constant user of his beloved Ultrabronze sunbed, thus giving him a heavily orange skin looking appearance.
The Layercake of the name Jayercake simply comes from the fact the inventors were watching Layercake during a heavy discussion of Jay.
Jayercake's characteristics include lust for money at the expense of others (he runs a Thai-Boxing, ex Gymnasium, of which he heavily extorts and persuades his customers who are mostly at the age 10 - 14 to purchase his inadequate 'goods'), his tendency to put on a fake cockney accent (see mockney) to entice potential business (also to have known to have done the same with the typical Jamaican accent), his dangerously orange skin, having a leather effect most of which around his anterior neck area due to his relentless sunbed usage, his annoying and irritating faux-surprised look everytime he greets a customer/potential victim, glasses at the end of his carrot-like nose, pesto-smelling personal room, being easily pushed around (i.e probably raped) by a few drunk irish gypsys emerging frequently from the local public house near by which is predominantly irish, pride of his hugely unimpressive Ford Probe (which he drives recklessly), Shotokan Tiger Dragon triple golden striped black belt which he claims to have achieved, claiming to know Master Sken very well, failed attempts at chatting up clients mothers, his love for his sunbed room (complete with spectators chair and also the most lustrous sicillian burgundy jungle of a carpet, the only place to have been fitted with carpet in the entire Gymnasium), his highly debated physique (one inventor feels he is at a good build for his age while the other believes he is a skinny deshevelled man), his lack of knowledge in the sport science field, his eagerness to sell his crumbling buisness to many of his clients, his dislike of Ghanaian Patrick (see woje), his falling out with Thai-Boxing instructor Leon due to Leon trying to sell fitness goods that do not belong to Jay, charging 5 pence a second to use his beloved sunbed, and being so thrifty with money, he refuses to pay for hot water in his premises (for a personal experiment i ran my hand under the hot water tap for 5 - 7 minutes and it was still stone cold).
Jayercake is a highly disliked individual, so much so that on two occasions he was left a voice message on his business phone on new years eve blasting many questionable aspects of his private life, such as warning him of the risks of his constant use of his beloved sunbed (highlighted by the fact he was told he will inevitably open the floodgates to skin cancer)
The Layercake of the name Jayercake simply comes from the fact the inventors were watching Layercake during a heavy discussion of Jay.
Jayercake's characteristics include lust for money at the expense of others (he runs a Thai-Boxing, ex Gymnasium, of which he heavily extorts and persuades his customers who are mostly at the age 10 - 14 to purchase his inadequate 'goods'), his tendency to put on a fake cockney accent (see mockney) to entice potential business (also to have known to have done the same with the typical Jamaican accent), his dangerously orange skin, having a leather effect most of which around his anterior neck area due to his relentless sunbed usage, his annoying and irritating faux-surprised look everytime he greets a customer/potential victim, glasses at the end of his carrot-like nose, pesto-smelling personal room, being easily pushed around (i.e probably raped) by a few drunk irish gypsys emerging frequently from the local public house near by which is predominantly irish, pride of his hugely unimpressive Ford Probe (which he drives recklessly), Shotokan Tiger Dragon triple golden striped black belt which he claims to have achieved, claiming to know Master Sken very well, failed attempts at chatting up clients mothers, his love for his sunbed room (complete with spectators chair and also the most lustrous sicillian burgundy jungle of a carpet, the only place to have been fitted with carpet in the entire Gymnasium), his highly debated physique (one inventor feels he is at a good build for his age while the other believes he is a skinny deshevelled man), his lack of knowledge in the sport science field, his eagerness to sell his crumbling buisness to many of his clients, his dislike of Ghanaian Patrick (see woje), his falling out with Thai-Boxing instructor Leon due to Leon trying to sell fitness goods that do not belong to Jay, charging 5 pence a second to use his beloved sunbed, and being so thrifty with money, he refuses to pay for hot water in his premises (for a personal experiment i ran my hand under the hot water tap for 5 - 7 minutes and it was still stone cold).
Jayercake is a highly disliked individual, so much so that on two occasions he was left a voice message on his business phone on new years eve blasting many questionable aspects of his private life, such as warning him of the risks of his constant use of his beloved sunbed (highlighted by the fact he was told he will inevitably open the floodgates to skin cancer)
"Fuckin' Jayercake ripped me off again with a shitty Thai Boxing magazine, and it's all written in Thai about the Thai President. Cunt."
Tom: Who do you hate more than anyone in the whole entire Universe?
John: Jayercake
Tom: Who do you hate more than anyone in the whole entire Universe?
John: Jayercake
by Albert & George Payne April 11, 2008
Get the Jayercake mug.the name jaye comes from Louisiana and some parts of Ireland. Jaye describes a beautiful girl with a sharp, sexy neeky personality. loud! Can be nice. Smile is also deadly pronounced as either "jeye-ay" or "jay" depends on their mood Don't mess with a jaye Their badass dont take anything they say personally it's them hyping
omg look over there, she's so cool I bet her names "Jaye"
WHY THE fCK is she so loud "jaye" I'm guessing.
WHY THE fCK is she so loud "jaye" I'm guessing.
by sassynames.hype May 28, 2017
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Get the Milwaukee Jayers mug.Such a sweet, beautiful girl. I love her with all my heart and I will love her forever. She is my baby, and I love her a lot. She is obsessed with Asians, but in the most adorable way. Her lemonade is the best stuff on the planet. :D :D :D
by prettysparklypink July 29, 2011
Get the Jayel mug.Someone who is simply amazing. They'll pick your world up, shake it around, and set it back down somewhere new -- always somewhere better than where you were before. They're kind and sweet and they've got a cutie little smile. They're not afraid to share their opinions, but they don't like participating in conflict, so they're pretty good with picking their battles. They have an open mind and an open heart. They don't like judging books by their covers, and they always read as far into each book as they can before they decide to accept or reject it. They're precious as all hell and easy to want to love and care for. They're extremely talented, but they'll never accept that fact, no matter how much they're told. In short, as stated previously, Jeremey is simply amazing.
by battycore October 7, 2012
Get the Jaremey mug.A jayeson is usually very annoying and deaf. He convinces people to watch anime and sucks at lol. Terrible at apex and th e worst at tennis. A jayeson is kinda like a lost puppy minus the cuteness and intelligence oh everything else is spot on. it east 3urry and is on discord rn but most liekly ignoring u if u r not already in a call with him . In conclusion he al right
by jayeson February 19, 2019
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