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Jason

Jason is an amazing guy.

He is a guy of which most people would wish to have in their lives. He loves you so much and is not afraid to say it.
He often overthinks things and thinks that he’s doing something wrong when he’s not
He loves to be reassured and loved but feels as if he could never be and that if he ever was, people would try to ruin his relationship.
Jason is a very sarcastic person when it comes to people he dislikes, Ex’s, and odd situations
He has been through tough times but he always manages to get through them.
If you ever go out with a Jason then be prepared for “I love you so much” every single day
Jason is am amazing, kind, witty, sweet, honest, loyal, gorgeous guy
by Maxine Gonçalves January 29, 2019
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Thanks Jason

Stating the obvious because Jason always knows with his $40,000 education, sarcasm.
Mike - It is hot outside today.

Kevin - Thanks Jason
by Elephantpi September 8, 2009
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Like Jason

Terminology of an attempted forced meme. EVERYTHING is like him. Use it in any occasion.
Person 1: Hey that's so cool
Person 2: Like Jason
by Segtendo July 24, 2011
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Stinky Jason

Noun: Informal term for a person's anus. Particularly if not regularly cleaned
I don't know about you but I'd love to take a strap on to his stinky Jason
by KoolestKids July 9, 2017
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Jason demink

A boatswains mate who really wanted a Navy Achievement Medal
All Jason Demink ever wanted from the Navy was a NAM.
by Boatswain plane mechanic December 18, 2017
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jason genao

A sexy person who is amazing at acting. Is on the best show ever On My Block now streaming on Netflix. He’s 20 and he’s really good at acting he did a really good job on the last episode of on my block which is now streaming on Netflix. So you should check out because if you haven’t seen it your missing something
Jason Genao did a good job acting for on my block
by Mybbyjason May 18, 2018
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Jason Kelce

To curse out people on live television. Just like the Philadelphia Eagles center who, during his 2018 super bowl speech, used the words words like “fuck” and other excessive profanity on live television, while in a mummers costume, like a fucking badass.
“Yo, dude, did you see that Mike went all Jason Kelce on Mike McWeirdHairFucker”
by Mr. McChurchFucker February 20, 2018
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