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Jammy Tog

Jammy Tog - Is the sexual act of masturbation through a male where he masturbates while eating a jam doughnut
"my god man it was disgusting there was jam everywhere and there was a smell of jizz and sweat sick bastard this is definitely the work of the sexual act known as the jammy tog
by DR Adventure October 5, 2009
mugGet the Jammy Togmug.

Hammy Jammy

I got a hammy jammy from Jenny the other day.
by i812 January 17, 2008
mugGet the Hammy Jammymug.

KY Jammy

A situation where lubricant is needed but you don't have any on hand
Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.
by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016
mugGet the KY Jammymug.

Jammy Pap

A man with a wide face and a wide schlong. Penis is to be approximately 1.5 inches long and to have a girth of 2 feet 5 inches.
by Jammythejew August 12, 2018
mugGet the Jammy Papmug.

jammy funk

the sheer delight of having you between my thighs. feeling your weight. sensing your excitement (it equals mine). what is your naked gasp going to sound like?
i want to bite something.
with you im not ashamed of what makes me feel good.
🖤
"can you put the jammy funk on repeat?"
by Krkič September 19, 2019
mugGet the jammy funkmug.

Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.
Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!
by krispturtle September 30, 2018
mugGet the Jammy Hammermug.

Pecan Jammy

Two pecan sandy cookies with jam smeared between them. You can thank me later.
With the threat of nuclear warfare looming, the Korean conflict was finally resolved through the diplomatic use of a Pecan Jammy.
by rodstewart278 March 22, 2013
mugGet the Pecan Jammymug.

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