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jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed
Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?
by 88s.archive March 20, 2024
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Jacqueshammer

Construction Worker (Ouvrier Du Batiment): But Monsieur, this is not a jackhammer, it is a Jacqueshammer.
Jacqueshammer: Ah hohohohohohohohoho
by mibolsasitches August 31, 2025
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Jacques oeuf

James: Why did you go to your room Pierre?

Pierre: It is time to Jacques oeuf!
by Sausage juice November 5, 2025
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filthy jacques

Similar to a dirty sanchez, during anal when your dick is covered in feces, pull out and smear it under her nose and top lip area while eating a croissant.
I was with this chick last night and she told me she wanted me to give her a Filthy Jacques.
by Orgazmo77 December 14, 2020
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Ryan Jacques

A little bastard that can’t face any problems he has head on… he opens his mouth when it’s something that is none of his business and he tries ruin peoples lives over petty arguments
Yo man don’t Ryan Jacques us if they find our vapes man…
by Colin Forester July 25, 2021
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jean jacques

Jean jacques! Where have you been?
by Ricardx November 24, 2021
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Nevaeh jacques

Nevaeh jacques is one of my best friends. They love to forage for food, and they also love Billie eilish. But, despite them being a Billie Stan, they are far from a stereotypical Billie Stan. A normal one. Nevaeh is gay. Very gay. Gayest person I know, in fact. Nevaeh loves music and women. Nevaeh is 80 million years old. They died today.
Madi: “did you hear about the untimely death of the gay, music lover, and Billie Stan nevaeh jacques?”

Emerson: “lol rip ig”
by Rockstarfr0mpluto June 20, 2022
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