jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

by troll238 July 25, 2019

jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

Jacob Sartorious's

ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

by koopsilon July 17, 2018

jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

by bitch-where June 12, 2016

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob satorious has saggy tits

by Cool time five August 8, 2016