Jaking off

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

jarking off

masturbation haha funny word

i sure do love jarking off

by hahagayhaha May 7, 2021

Janking off

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.

Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off

by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

Jackin' Off

The act of consuming, the always delicious, apple jacks cereal.

Matty G: "Yo dude, watcha doin"?

Joe: "You know, just jackin' off or whatever".

by Pirate Suite April 25, 2007

Janking Off

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

by rock11 May 26, 2006

Jaking Off

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.

"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

by dickinarounddickonson January 23, 2015

Jayking Off

Verb; The way a man who is to fat to reach his own penis masturbates. To do this they jiggle their excess flab all over their cock.

"Hey did you see that fatso jayking off in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah! That was nasty!"

by Annihilator of Urans July 5, 2016