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Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph is craptastic town in N.W. Missouri, home of the 'futuristic' McDonald's that will be serving the already obese citizens unlimited fries.

It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.
by gingersnap15 June 5, 2016
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Josée

She’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. She’s always got my back and I got hers. She is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. She’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. She makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. She’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a Josée, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
“Yo man Josée totally just made my day
Of course, that’s just what she does!”
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Josephina

A sweet girl, shy, temporamental, honest, with an awesome sense of humour. She has an amazing smile and is considered the sexiest and hottest of all. She's everyone's dream girl and everyone immediately wants to be friends with her or date her. Totally loyal and is a one-man woman. She's perfectly imperfect
"I just met an awesome girl, funny, shy. I think I'm in love"
"Is she called Josephina?"
"How did you know?"
"That's how all Josephinas are."
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Jose Maria

A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.
Hey how did you get over your past?"

"Oh, God gave me a Jose Maria and I sure didn't take it
by jordanair November 4, 2019
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josephine

a short but feisty girl. likely has long nails and to your surprise, has alarmingly good intuition. Usually quiet but has a noticeable laugh in the crowd.
Josh: "Have you seen that Josephine girl?"
Josephine: *punches*
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villa joseph marie

private school in holland pa hottest girls who are down for anything know how to have a good time very hard school but they make the guys very hard
thise girls from villa joseph marie know how to have a good time
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Joseph Case Junior High School

Joseph case junior high school is very unpleasant. If you attend this middle school you will fall into immediate depression I would like to inform everyone that bullying is 'not tolerated here'. Are vice principal may be the biggest bully you will ever meet. He looks like a thumb and says kiddo a lot. I feel extremely unrestful when he walks by me whistling the smurf song. The cops will whip you to the ground for anything.
Joseph case junior high school is the worst place you will ever go to if you go to any other school you are truly blessed.
by ih8mylife September 25, 2018
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