Jlayah

jlayah is a bad ass girl , she's cool with alot of ppl , but she don't like snakes or fake bitches .. jlayah is also a fine ass girl

damnnnn thats jlayah

by liddleseven September 21, 2018

JLPT

JLPT stands for Japanese Language Proficiency Test. It is a standardised test taken all over the world to evaluate your level of Japanese, apart from a degree in Japanese this is generally the only test recognised by Japanese employers, its government, and universities. It is held twice a year, once in December and once in July, in a number of countries. It is split in 5 levels with level 5, called N5, representing a basic understanding of the language and N1 an advanced understanding.

"I have JLPT N2 certification."
"I am going to take the JLPT in December."
"The reading section of the JLPT is too hard."
"When will I get my results from the JLPT?"

by Princess Kumi November 12, 2018

jloverism

The religios of Jennifer Lopez . The most talented person in the entire world

My religion is jloverism

by jloverism October 17, 2020

jlob

A dumb person who had just done or said something stupid.

You jlob why did you you eat that sandwich, it's mine.

by Professor B. October 9, 2021

The JLO effect

When a dorky/nerdy white male turns hot after dating a latina.

Just like Ben Affleck, Tom looks hot now that he's dating Maria, it must be the JLO effect.

by shadequeen666 May 19, 2015

JLS Impression

Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.

This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.

"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"

Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"

by TKGrimm345 December 31, 2011

[JLC!]

Just a Load of Crap.

David gave me a run down on how many dates he's been on...JLC!

by IGACO.O February 3, 2009