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Jewel Man 

The release of mega man 9 saw two benchmarks for robot master minority rights. First was splash woman who is the first ever female robot master. Second is Jewel Man, possibly the first ever gay robot master.

Not to be stereotypical or biased, Jewel man has all the markings of homosexual stereotypes. He himself is bright pink with an effeminate face, he moves in a fashion that suggests ballet, (specifically when he jumps) and his level is filled with bright demasculinating colors, such as pink, teal and bright blues.

However to top this all off is the jewel on his head, which is remarkably phallic.
Gamer one: who is that?
Gamer two: Jewel Man.
1: They have gay robot masters now?
2: I guess.
Jewel Man by Mr.Cthulu January 13, 2009
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Jewel Arms 

The excess fatty skin on the tricept area. Shakeable and jiggly, with no muscle defintion.
"Dang, that girl has got some mean Jewel Arms."
"That girl needs to get a 'Shake Weight' for the Jewel Arms she's got on her."
Jewel Arms by lilbeccaboo October 27, 2011
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Jewel bag 

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.
I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.
Jewel bag by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013

Jewel juice 

Yo Vinny, I just splattered my jewel juice all over Tina's face!
Jewel juice by Kervdaperv12 March 24, 2017

Jewel World Domination 

It's an amazing fact! Jewel World Domination will happen in the year 9091 anyways, follow @_luvyongie in twitter.
"Hey! Have you heard about the news in 9091?"
"Huh? What is it?"
"It's about Jewel World Domination! Go follow @_luvyongie in twitter to be updated!"

Jewel in the Rough

A genital piercing submerged in pubic hair.
"I thought she was a golden child, until I saw her jewel in the rough."

jewel casing

The act of cutting ones self with a jewel case that is supposed to be used to put an end to an emo's meaningless life.Most often this act is commited by the fat, depressed, emo of today, which is why Shelbey GT500 participates in the act at least once a day.
Wow Shelbey GT500 your jewel casing has put blood all over my jewel cases! WTF am i gunna do with my Bon Jovi records NOW!?!?!
jewel casing by Matt Alexander Ted January 14, 2008