jeeeg

A ditch. A really nasty thing to fall in when walking home plaestered from the pub.

"I was walking home and I fell in the jeeeg, I was so plaestered!"

by Fox JK August 15, 2006

Jeeeemmaa

A shameful, inadequate variant of jiiiimmmyyyy uttered by people who have not yet attained a deep understanding of Bunk Moreland's character on The Wire

Ron: Hey, let's have another Jamesons! Jeeeemmaa!!

Laird: Fuck off.

by asdfgasdfgqwert July 14, 2010

Jeez o friday

An elaboration on jeez. An exclamation a person makes when they encounter something incredible, astonishing, or overwhelming.

Person 1: Is it a bird?
Person 2: Is it a plane?
Person 3: Jeez o friday, it's Superman!

by buggyboy December 18, 2012

jeezers kriced!

An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.

Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?

by jacobsjacobs September 4, 2013

jeeeezzz

A word that is dragged out COMPLETELY. The real word was Jesus, Then it went to jeeeezzz, than to others. People just don't know how to talk these days...

Jeeeezzz man. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

by Mama Llama!!! October 4, 2017

oh jeezums

another way of saying "oh sh*t" or "oh f*ck" but it sounds better

a glass falls on your foot, you yell very loud "oh jeezums"

by Smart thinker March 16, 2010

Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019