jaxon

something unwanted that happens. a problem that one may encounter. a loss or misfortune.
also someone that is a "cockblock"

JAXON! i jus lost all my tree.
i got jaxoned last nite and couldn't get any ass.

by zilliano August 14, 2008

Jaxon

Is very funny and cute and loves fortnite has a girlfriend named Keelie so back off!!

Omg Jaxon is so cute I wish he didn't have a girlfriend!

by Supercoolkid14 November 17, 2018

Jaxon

baddass mf boy. fucked up teeth doe, idk wht happened during birth doe. sid the sloth vibes, but still hot somehow??

"sid!! come over here!!!"-zoe
"my names not sid, its jaxon!!"

by shoobiefromdashore May 28, 2019

Jaxon

He's a bitch.

That guy is such a Jaxon

by DivvyGhost November 13, 2018

Jaxon

Hottest kid on the block and beau is ugly af

Beau wishes he could look like Jaxon

by Fluff me in the ars April 8, 2019

Jaxon

A thiccie and a hottie with the biggest dock you will ever see

Jaxon has a huge dick

by Hdhgbencib November 1, 2019

jaxon

parents misspelt the name jason at birth, known most commonly for having a penis that is referred to as the love child between the micro and macro penis, his penis is so small it’s not visible to the naked eye. Many women have said that Jaxons do not satisfy them in bed due to their cock size and their insane nut speed.

girl 1: holy shit this lanky fuck wouldn’t stop looking at me in the club so i gave him a pity fuck and oh my god! his cock was non existent, i had to use tweezers and a microscope in order to jack him off, he nutted within 3 seconds of the jacking too!!
girl 2: ohhhh that guy, was his name Jaxon by any chance?

by moderator#690069 July 9, 2020