Javier

The act of giving yourself a dirty sanchez.
I pulled out and I was in such a lust fugue I went for the Javier. dirty sanchez
by Javier66666 May 19, 2011
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Javier

The name of a stuffed animal that a lot of guys seem to worship...
Guy1: Javier's upset... I was speaking to him on msn...
Guy2: He's not on msn, he's lieing on the floor!
by waheeyok July 06, 2011
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Javier

Javier, Javier is a terrible person who gets multiple crushes, and doesn't know how to work with them. Makes tons of inappropriate jokes, and makes no one laugh. Also, if you ever meet a Javier one thing to look out for is that Javier likes to stab people. He's a bitch. And really ugly.
P1: Hey have you met Javier?
P2: Yes I want him to die.
P1: Lol same.
by Zhihsgisuvuvvs December 24, 2018
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javier

a normal sized 13 year old he is SAVAGE AS FUCK does not give to shits about school and has a crush on a cute girl named rebecca tell him anything he will do it p.s. dont piss this nigga off he will beam a FUCKING CHAIR AT YOUR HEAD NIGGA
javier is a savage tell this nigga to throw a chair he will DO IT #savageGOD dont tell rebecca he likes her
by bootykobegang September 20, 2017
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Yuan Javier

The type of person that smells like sweat and shit at the same time, his smell is so bad you can't endure him for five seconds straight
Lmao, that guy smells like Yuan Javier
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Javier Jasso

sexy unexpected man with soft and beautiful eyes.
Javier Jasso is .................................... don't know jet
by Adniel90 April 11, 2011
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javier buttsniffer

A sexual act were the male separates the womens ass checks and forcefully crams his nose all the way in and repeatedly blows his nose and shakes his head back and forth then repeats the same act with his tongue.

A fan of Matthew McConaughey.

Jaques: What did you do last night?

Susan: I gave your Mom a Javier Buttsniffer
by Tom Marker February 01, 2009
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