Javier

The name of a stuffed animal that a lot of guys seem to worship...

Guy1: Javier's upset... I was speaking to him on msn...
Guy2: He's not on msn, he's lieing on the floor!

by waheeyok July 7, 2011

Javier

Javier, Javier is a terrible person who gets multiple crushes, and doesn't know how to work with them. Makes tons of inappropriate jokes, and makes no one laugh. Also, if you ever meet a Javier one thing to look out for is that Javier likes to stab people. He's a bitch. And really ugly.

P1: Hey have you met Javier?
P2: Yes I want him to die.
P1: Lol same.

by Zhihsgisuvuvvs December 24, 2018

JAVIER

Very ugly mother fucker who is a ass hole.

Javier is a little person that has the smallest pines and he likes to act like naruto and act cute around girls.

by DAD SQUAD August 31, 2019

javier

a normal sized 13 year old he is SAVAGE AS FUCK does not give to shits about school and has a crush on a cute girl named rebecca tell him anything he will do it p.s. dont piss this nigga off he will beam a FUCKING CHAIR AT YOUR HEAD NIGGA

javier is a savage tell this nigga to throw a chair he will DO IT #savageGOD dont tell rebecca he likes her

by bootykobegang September 20, 2017

Javier

Hispanic, 18 year old lesbian(usually) that enjoy soccer and video games. Very talented musician. great in bed, know for the best ass eater of all time. all her/his ex's chase but could not catch, very hard to keep but once kept better watch out, known for the greatest "playa" of all times

"Did you get Javier ?!"

"Naw, only thing she left was her dildo"

by Love Nigger passion June 23, 2015

Javier

a name for a dude usually, and he's gotta have the best memes
he can be rude and an asshole but otherwise a great friend to laugh with

Javier has the best memes

by GlucoseGuardian May 10, 2018

Javier

fagget

Javier is a fagget

by Chriss Da Rapper April 6, 2018