Whomper Jaded 

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

Whomper Jaded by gellyG. December 14, 2009

dick jaded

When a broad got dicked tooooo much. She get tired and bored quick.

She was lame yo. Prolly DICK JADED from all those dudes she be fuckin.

dick jaded by TTKKJV December 7, 2016

not jaded

Not lacking enthusiasm nor being tired or lazy

Aerosmith is not jaded

not jaded by Not JADED September 23, 2017

Jade leMac

An actually perfect human being. Follow her on Tiktok @jadelemac

have you heard of Jade leMac?

ofc I have, who hasn’t?

Jade leMac by LettuceBec001 October 16, 2019

get her jade 

A way of agreeing or showing support for a read or shade.

Drag Queen/ Gay slang.

Jade To Alyssa: If I was gonna judge anyone, I'd judge you on that body where them shoulders should match them hips, but they dont...

Coco: Ahaaaaaa. Get her jade!

get her jade by frooby1 June 14, 2018

Jade Thirlwall 

Jeed

"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018

Jade Thirlwall - the mother of gays

Jade Thirlwall by MixerlandTeacher February 2, 2019

The Bronze Jade 

Famous Basketball Player of the Los Angeles Lakers with a net worth of 1 Billion as of 2022

“This place is called the Bronze Jade Art Gallery” Cordelia continued.

The Bronze Jade by Maelae August 20, 2022